
The Precision 5 Razor
Precision trimmer → Makes clean lines so you can perfect your hairlines and reach those elusive whiskers below your nose
5 coated stainless steel blades per cartridge → Comfortably conquer stubble and progressive bull$#!&
Lubricating strip infused with Argan oil and aloe → Moisturizes your skin as you shave
Head that pivots without caving → Contours to your unyielding features to help prevent nicks and cuts
Ergonomic Handle → Allows superior control and durability

Jeremy's Razor for Women
5 stainless steel blades deliver an exceptionally close & smooth shave without the self-care sermon
Aloe & Argan oil lubrication for silky soft skin, because real luxury is about results over rhetoric
Dual pivoting head contours along curves and adapts to reality, not ideology
Elegantly textured handle ensures a perfect grip in the shower, because control belongs in your hands, not corporate boardrooms
Includes:
Leftist Tears Tumbler - 20oz stainless steel hot or cold beverage vessel
20 gourmet chocolate truffles:
Caramel Milk Chocolate Truffles - Silver
Caramel Dark Chocolate Truffles - Blue
Butter Pecan Milk Chocolate Truffles - Gold
Tiramisu Milk Chocolate Truffles - Green
Amaretto Milk Chocolate Truffles - Red
